Elon Musk’s Neuralink begins accepting human patients for trials of its brain implant
(venturebeat.com)
from throws_lemy@lemmy.nz to technology@lemmy.ml on 22 Sep 2023 05:00
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from throws_lemy@lemmy.nz to technology@lemmy.ml on 22 Sep 2023 05:00
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Obligatory “What could possibly go wrong? /s”
If someone besides Musk was running things, I might be excited about the potential for progress… as it stands, though, I just can’t trust the guy.
Given what is coming out about how the animal test subjects were treated, you’d be better off letting a random dentist poke at your brain
Same.
Although I can’t say I would trust one from a FAANG company much more.
A good rule of thumb with computers and software is to never touch/buy an alpha/version 1.0 of any system as its best to let someone else sort out the major bugs.
This is the dilemma people trying to create wetware (brain-hardware interface) face. There will be problems and how the hell any experiments to advance this pass an ethics board is beyond me.
And there’s the question of support:
Their bionic eyes are now obsolete and unsupported
Holy shit that is beyond terrible. It reminds me of something William Gibson would write (tech wise) with the absurdity of Douglas Adams or Kurt Vonnegut mixed in.
And I can see this sort of thing happening again and again if this tech keeps developing over the next 50 years.
I would now revise this to never touch any wetware interface for the next 30 years and maybe by then it will be stable.
that is just terrifying, imagine just suddenly going back to being completely blind, and then learning noone’s really out there to fix it anymore because the company behind it just went poof one day
For that thing that killed hundreds of monkeys? Yeah, sounds like a great plan.
“only” 15-17 monkeys, but thousands of other animals, insanely depressing. the more you read about it, the more you will start to actually believe that the death of one particular primate could indeed be beneficial for humanity …
Ole Musky should step up and prove how safe it is. If he gets one, I’ll definitely get one.
One implant to rule them all, one implant to find them, One implant to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
He behaves like he already has one.
Oh shit, what if the purchase of Twitter, change to X, etc...etc...is all due to brain implant side effects... Someone get this conspiracy going!
He thinks we’re living in a simulation.
So then the thing that killed the monkeys was the smelling their smug farts all day? It all makes sense now…
Does it support full auto-think?
Whoever thinks getting one is a good idea already has it enabled.
I already have that and I’m not impressed
People would need to be force to insert this shit to be competitive in the market. This sucks
Is anyone up for starting a non religious Amish society?
First rule of technology: if the increase in complexity and decrease in reliability outweigh the added tangible value, don’t implement it. This is why it’s usually best to avoid “smart” appliances or, you know, brain implants.
This sucks
Lol this guy can’t even make a car that doesn’t kill someone or have a bumper that doesn’t fall off
I shudder to think what the human equivalent of "fully autonomous driving" or a launchpad explosion looks like.
Or even the human equivalent of a bumper falling off.
All cars kill people. Don't Tesla's have a pretty decent safety rating?
www.tesladeaths.com
www.tesla-fire.com
Okay, instead of posting rage bait can you show me that more people are dying in/from Tesla's then other vehicles per mile driven?
And just to be clear, I don't own a car. Nor do I care for Teslas. But you can't claim it's a dangerous car while not comparing it to the rest of the industry. Cars in general are really fucking unsafe.
Is there no government oversight for "Uhh no you aren't?"
Given the recent animal testing results this seems like assisted suicide
There was, they were not initially approved.
I mean look on the bright side. It’s Musk’s sycophants who would line up to die for something like this.
I can see how a quadrapoligic or someone with ALS would be excited for this trial. I hope it goes well. It could give someone that is trapped in their body a new way to communicate with their loved ones.
I’ll bet you need a lifetime subscription with that and get a blue verification mark on your forehead.
A 30 day lifetime subscription.
Nice move there AI. I see what you’re doing.
Always mount a scratch test subject before testing or reconfiguring.
www.catb.org/jargon/html/S/scratch-monkey.html
They’re all dead already.