Company creates "solution" to address school "vaping incidents".
from uberstar@lemmy.ml to privacy@lemmy.ml on 02 Sep 11:09
https://lemmy.ml/post/19843705

Some of the LinkedIn Responses are direct and on-point, and also hilariously/depressingly based depending on how you look at it:

EDIT: In hindsight, I think I should’ve looked into posting this in a different community… It’s closer to a silly “innovation”… soo… is this considered FUD? I also don’t support smoking or vaping, especially among kids. Original title had “privacy-violating” before the “solution”.

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uberstar@lemmy.ml on 02 Sep 11:47 collapse

perc alert!!!

Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 11:21 next collapse

Its easy enough to make a tube to blow through that should remove enough particulates to bypass the sensor. The kids would never figure this out though. /s

grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org on 03 Sep 02:33 collapse

I wish they would. It might mean fewer fire alarms tripped by vapes. (I work in a college library and it’s not funny have to evacuate the building just because someone decided to vape in a study room.)

MrRedstoner@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 11:34 next collapse

Unless there will be disciplinary follow-up ( -> no reason for this design), I only see this going the way of de-facto scoreboards among kids.

Zikeji@programming.dev on 02 Sep 12:42 next collapse

Considering it only detects if someone in the bathroom is vaping and not who, disciplinary action just isn’t really possible with your typical school restroom.

TWeaK@lemm.ee on 02 Sep 13:29 next collapse

The main picture says “Vape Sensor in Simon’s Desk”, so it sounds like each pupil’s desk is going to have a sensor.

Zikeji@programming.dev on 03 Sep 03:15 collapse

That’s what I thought at first, but the person who wrote the article is named Simon, and based on the context given in the article I’m assuming that was a test unit he had on his desk, but the planned implementation is in bathrooms.

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip on 02 Sep 16:02 collapse

They can send people to investigate. Also you could just have someone outside. It should be fairly obvious.

It doesn’t replace humans but it can compliment them. I’m not sure why people see this as a privacy issue. We aren’t talking about some scary mass surveillance system here

Lightor@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 17:13 next collapse

This is taking the route of individual monitoring and public shaming to prevent vaping. That doesn’t work, especially with teens.

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip on 02 Sep 17:53 collapse

It isn’t individual monitoring. It is an alarm in the bathroom. It can also detect smoke from a fire.

Lightor@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 18:39 next collapse

And if there’s one kid in the bathroom or a person posted by the bathroom watching the monitor? This feels very police state, monitor and enforce not educate and encourage.

Ziglin@lemmy.world on 04 Sep 23:03 collapse

Then how is the social pressure thing meant to work?

MrRedstoner@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 17:24 collapse

Then why publish detection events like this? If they do start following up, all it does is warn perpetrators, and allow for fast iteration of anti-detection, to say nothing of other concerns people have mentioned (tripping other people’s detectors etc.)

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip on 02 Sep 16:00 collapse

They can just send in security to investigate. Maybe not every time the alarm is tripped but if they start seeing often they can start making connections. They can basically plan a bust once in a while.

quant@leminal.space on 02 Sep 11:41 next collapse

At least there are some criticisms. Considering it’s LinkedIn, forever, it will get drowned by a sea of synergy pivoting lunatics.

uberstar@lemmy.ml on 02 Sep 13:24 collapse

Rare LinkedIn ✨positive vibes✨ theater going off-script

edinbruh@feddit.it on 02 Sep 11:42 next collapse

Tech Bros make a panopticon and call it a novel approach

tetris11@lemmy.ml on 02 Sep 12:50 next collapse

A panopticon where it’s assumed that the inmates will repeatedly smash the doors, and the prison guards will repeatedly have to order new ones.

*sips beer* ah, the cycle of business

UlyssesT@hexbear.net on 02 Sep 18:02 collapse

They say “history is bunk” because they don’t want to look into history first. That’d take time out of their very busy day of coming up with “new” ideas.

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brokenlcd@feddit.it on 02 Sep 12:05 next collapse

In my high school they managed to rip the alarm’s siren off the wall without triggering it; if these kids have even an 1/8 th of the ingenuity they had, these things aren’t gonna last

Warl0k3@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 13:24 next collapse

Its amazing the number of problems in life that can be solved with a $2 harbor freight automatic punch. Speakers especially.

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip on 02 Sep 15:58 next collapse

That seems like a management issue.

They can see the time it went offline and then the time you walked out of the bathroom. It doesn’t take much to put it together.

Also I think these devices are designed to be resistant to tampering.

PriorityMotif@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 16:52 collapse

A piece of clear packing tape would take it out permanently as it would be almost impossible to see that the sensor was covered if the tape was applied cleanly.

Empricorn@feddit.nl on 02 Sep 17:31 collapse

You’ve seen packing tape in real life, right? It’s not “almost impossible to see”, it’s shiny and obvious. As much as I love skirting draconian measures, that ain’t it…

PriorityMotif@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 18:03 collapse

Nobody is going to inspect it that closely, especially if they mount it on the ceiling. It does blend into certain plastics that are smooth.

Got_Bent@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 21:10 next collapse

A very long time ago, and much less technologically advanced:

I went to boarding school. We had a little bit of a propensity for sneaking out of the dorm at night.

New dean comes in our senior year and installs alarms on all the exits.

Our senior year time capsule contains the controlling keypad to that alarm system that wasn’t even functional for twenty four hours.

I’ve no doubt that today’s teens possess the ingenuity to bypass if not completely disable this thing.

Chuymatt@beehaw.org on 02 Sep 21:51 next collapse

Plastic bag and a rubber band, my good sir!

notfromhere@lemmy.ml on 03 Sep 17:01 collapse

I’m intrigued. How does that work?

Chuymatt@beehaw.org on 03 Sep 22:35 collapse

It has to have the vape fumes get to the sensor. Cover the sensor with the bag, tie off with rubber band. No more ability to sense what can’t get there.

I, in no way, am endorsing vaping, especially with kids.

notfromhere@lemmy.ml on 04 Sep 00:08 collapse

Oh haha yea. I thought that was for the alarm sirens.

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca on 03 Sep 18:14 collapse

Do kids prefer to not have doors then? Because I’m reading a lot of messed up headlines where the school removes the stall and bathroom doors and kids lose their privacy.

I’d rather have the TV with an alert than have to do competitive pooping.

Ziglin@lemmy.world on 04 Sep 22:41 collapse

That just sounds like a seperate problem to me.

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca on 04 Sep 22:57 collapse

It’s a separate but adjacent problem.

No school should ever be allowed to take the doors off bathroom stalls.

That just seems to be the alternative that don’t places are doing to deal with kids congregating in the bathroom to vape.

TommySoda@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 12:28 next collapse

Kids are gonna find ways to vape. It’s just the way it is. Just like when I was a kid we all found ways to smoke. Making it more difficult just gives them more drive to “get away with it.” Sometimes I feel like all these preventative measures that people come up with were by people that were never even a kid. Like banning fruity flavors. I started smoking when I was 14 and it wasn’t because it tasted good.

Oneser@lemm.ee on 02 Sep 12:56 next collapse

Naah in all for the ban on fruity flavours. A lot of people, myself include, growing up didn’t smoke because it tasted like trash. Imagine if cigarettes tasted like hot chocolate!

It doesn’t remove all vapers, but it doesn’t increase the numbers either.

xthexder@l.sw0.com on 02 Sep 16:36 next collapse

Banning fruity flavors sounds like it would inadvertently ban all of the drug-free vapes… Flavor-only vapes get you all the big clouds and cool-factor that’s a big drive for kids, with none of the Nicotine or weed. Just inhaling the vapor on its own can be fairly safe.

Oneser@lemm.ee on 02 Sep 22:07 collapse

Would anyone really start vaping just to blow clouds of flavoured smoke?

I’m not being facetious here, genuinely curious.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Sep 17:17 collapse

It’s preposterous. First of all, you aren’t my mother, you don’t get to decide what other adults do with their own goddamn body, this includes “inhale flavoring.”

Now with that out of the way: The flavor bans are not for kids, kids are also banned from the “tobacco” flavors as well, the bans are targeted at the customers and legally that is supposed to be only adults. And as me and the other guy you’re responding to are proof of, it isn’t the yummy flavor that originally attracted us to things like fucking Marlboro Reds as children, and the flavor that was present was not a deterrent. Frankly, if we’re banning good flavored ecigs because “kids who aren’t supposed to get them anyway want them more” then so too must we ban flavored vodkas like Ciroc, and hard ciders, white claws, most mixed cocktails, hell even sour beers and delicious trappist ales are too sweet, any alcoholic beverage that doesn’t taste like an oak barrel has to go, because adults can’t like good flavors so those must be to entice children to buy them even though just like the vape store the sign on the liquor store door says “must be 21 to enter.”

The point of the flavor ban is to make it so that adults who are legally able to buy it in the first place have a less enjoyable experience trying to quit or switch from analogue cigarettes, and as a result are more likely to go back to the cigarettes. It was lobbied for by the big tobacco and pharma corps, you’re spreading their propaganda unwittingly.

Regular full flavored vape juice is by far the most effective and successful smoking cessation or harm reduction tool available to us to date, better than patches, gums, pills, yadda yadda. The tobacco corps want you using their products, and big pharma wants you to take Chantix, they do not want you vaping because they want to take your money while they kill you, and they can’t do that if you have something that is 95% safer than their arsenic and fiberglass sticks and tastes like Pineapples.

Oneser@lemm.ee on 02 Sep 22:05 collapse

I mean mothers don’t decide for adults either, hopefully. But I think you missed my point.

We know that: Tobacco and alcohol companies tried (and still do try) very hard to get kids to smoke & drink, because a child who smokes/drinks will likely become a significant customer for life.

Regulators also know this, so they began aiming at removing the marketing which was clearly influential to age groups not legally allowed to consume alcohol/cigarettes. I know for example Australia banned alcohol ads during kids tv shows, tobacco advertising has been banned since the 90’s.

Then along came vaping, which was neither a tobacco or alcohol product and could circumvent the regulations in place.

There is a significant young population size who will take up smoking/vaping for its social appeal - whatever that is. Let’s call them pot #1.

There is also a significant young population who will try smoking/vaping, realise it tastes like ass or is too much effort and decide to not continue with it. Let’s call them pot #2.

Pot #1, which it sounds like would include you for cigarettes, cannot be influenced and these regulations trying to reduce smoking/vaping would annoy them.

Pot #2 however can be influenced as long as those factors are address, e.g. ban the selling of the child friendly flavours, reducing exposure and limiting supply.

By reducing pot #2 for harmful activities like drinking, smoking and vaping, you reduce the burden on your public health system in the long term.

The big vape companies have been bought out by the big tobacco companies now, so they are one in the same.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Sep 23:45 collapse

You do know that the “tobacco” flavors are nothing like actual tobacco, and are instead still sweet just with a particular taste vape companies decide is “close enough to tobacco,” right? Some people do actually prefer them to fruity or desert flavors. You have to have some kind of flavor to cover up the taste of raw Nic suspended in VG, nothing is flavorless in reality, tobacco flavors just taste bad to me, some of those kids may end up preferring it. With that said, what is really stopping pot #2 from being like “well societal pressures are high enough I chose to do it, and it doesn’t taste that bad, I still wanna be cool.” Then they get addicted in the meantime like pot #1? Nothing really.

Furthermore, Ok fine, ban flavors for kids. I’m not a kid, I should still be able to buy it. Flavored vodka is banned for kids, but I can still buy that, do you think we should also ban Ciroc since that’s what many teens start with, or not?

Btw your link to phillip morris vapes that nobody has ever used in the history of the workd is funny as hell, I didn’t even know they made these, really controlling the market, huh? Who owns Smok, Geekvape, Elf Bar, Juul, or any of the popular ones? I’ll give you a hint, it isn’t Phillip Morris nor is it R. J. Reynolds. And are those on PM’s site disposable ones or are they supposed to be refillable? PM doesn’t want you to use the good stuff that people like, they want you to have to use whatever drivel they put out.

Btw Juul is the only company who was sued for marketing to kids, do you really think it’s pertinent to go after flavors adults enjoy to spite the customers of an entire industry not just that company, instead of just attacking the advertisements and companies themselves like we do for alcohol? Again then why not ban the flavored drinks for adults as well?

Also were those ads targeted ads? Why wasn’t google’s adsense involved in the lawsuit if so? You’d think the platform that targets ads would be involved in the suit about targeting 21+ ads to kids (which google/apple do know they’re doing since they do have that sort of data on all their customers). I propose this is because it isn’t about the ads for kids, and is instead about hurting the vaping industry for adults (who again, also like flavors, liking pineapples isn’t exclusive to children), and pushing the big vape companies out of the way to make room for your never before seen phillip morris brand things with flavors designed to push people right back to analogue.

Oneser@lemm.ee on 03 Sep 07:12 collapse

It’s clear you don’t understand grouping from this conversation.

IQOS may not be big in all markets, but their share is not negligible.

The juul lawsuit triggered a lot of regulation changes and created legal precedent.

That is all I have time for.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 03 Sep 12:20 collapse

I notice you’re avoiding answering if you think this ban should also be applied to alcohol. Is it perhaps because you agree that the literal exact same logic used against vape flavors is stupid when it’s used on the thing you may like?

Oneser@lemm.ee on 03 Sep 20:22 collapse

I have a life to attend to.

In theory, similar bans should apply to all harmful substances e.g. fizzy drinks, alcohol, fast food etc. This is obviously an extreme take and difficult, if not impossible, to do in practice.

I also drink, have consumed illegal substances and consume fast-food on a rare basis.

My reasoning is that I do not want extensive costs being lumped into the general public to pay for the needed health care, due to the availability of harmful, non-beneficial products in our society. I do not believe extra tax on these products is appropriate or sufficient as these products tend to be used by those with lower education or lower income groups - and it is not fair to further burden these groups in life.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 03 Sep 21:32 collapse

Then I expect to see you campaigning to ban all those things too and quit the ones you do partake in, don’t just single out something that actually helps people quit analog tobacco and may help more than it hurts tbh, unless you’d rather everyone who switched had instead continued smoking gross flavored cigarettes.

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip on 02 Sep 15:54 collapse

Don’t do it in a place used by others. This makes the bathroom usable

Also vaping is very bad for your brain. It is highly addictive and the younger the start the higher chance you will never be able to stop. Also I would also be concerned that they end up getting vapes with drugs in them. It has happened with weed.

ghurab@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 12:35 next collapse

The dildo of an unintended consequences is approaching.

Bullies will start blowing vape smoke on other kid’s desks to get them in trouble. And someone will eventual create a smoke-box class room to get the screen to light up with alerts.

Then what? You need to cross reference the alerts with a video feed or snapshots.

Then some genius will figure that using AI to analyze all of the data is easier than manually doing so.

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip on 02 Sep 15:53 next collapse

The device still needs a human to investigate. Also it can’t narrow it down to specific students. All it can say is that there was vaping related chemicals detected in the bathroom.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Sep 16:53 collapse

All it can say is that there was vaping related chemicals detected in the bathroom.

Bring in a fog machine (mostly same ingredients) and see if machines can have aneurisms.

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip on 02 Sep 17:54 collapse

A fog machine doesn’t have any of the same metals or nicotine.

Also why would it be ok for a student to bring in a fog machine. That also seems kinda problematic

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Sep 18:23 next collapse

You don’t vape metals unless you’re running it unreasonably long and hot without juice. The studies that showed metals shedding from coils basically engineered it through nonrealistic methods that would never be repeated in the wild, you’d notice the worst taste you’ve ever had as the cotton singes long before the coil sheds any material. That said, vape juice is VG, PG, Flavors, and Nic; fog machine juice is VG, PG, distilled water, and essential oils if you want some smells. The bulk of both fluids is literally the exact same with the exception that vapes require USP food grade VG/PG where nobody cares with fog machines.

As to your second question: Because it’s funny. Of course they’d be mad about it, that’s part of why it’s funny. Not a class clown, were you?

Ziglin@lemmy.world on 04 Sep 22:45 collapse

Any good school should have a fog machine of its own IMO.

Cattypat@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 02 Sep 17:19 collapse

the sensors aren’t placed on desks, you can see that the displays are placed outside of bathrooms because that’s where kids generally vape. my high school has sensors inside the bathrooms on the ceiling and they don’t work. you’re thinking of a scenario that’s incredibly difficult and costly to implement, I assure you no district would be willing to hook this bullshit up to EVERY DESK. the term “Simon’s desk” here is likely just a name for one of the sensors they used to test this concept, with the sensor being located at the desk of a developer named simon

Simple@vegantheoryclub.org on 02 Sep 13:02 next collapse

That looks like the emblem for my old high school, all 13+ years ago. If the kids are anything like we used to be, this will not last and will either have some one smash it, or just turn it off at the wall. Hell as pointed out, odds are the ones doing it don’t give a damn and revel in the attention.

ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net on 02 Sep 15:43 collapse

I was the smashy kid in high school, and if I encountered this dystopian bullshit I would have smashed it with a song in my heart

NuraShiny@hexbear.net on 02 Sep 13:10 next collapse

Time to break the displays I guess.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 13:25 next collapse

Of all problems US schools are dealing with, surely vaping is the one that requires the most urgent action.

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possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip on 02 Sep 15:51 collapse

It is very bad for young brains

Lightor@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 17:14 collapse

Not as bad as being shot.

Procapra@hexbear.net on 02 Sep 13:27 next collapse

Idk how much the school landscape has changed since I was last in school, but back when I was in school people would break their school assigned chromebooks just for shits and giggles. I can’t imagine that tv will last for long.

huf@hexbear.net on 02 Sep 13:47 next collapse

then they’ll put a cop next to each one of them and the cop will shoot the kids who come near it. that’ll fix it.

Procapra@hexbear.net on 02 Sep 13:50 collapse

Didn’t even think of that. Went to a small town school so we didn’t have cops or security.

huf@hexbear.net on 02 Sep 14:04 collapse

i’m going by hearsay here, i dont know what school is like in the US. i know what a single school was like in about 1998, but that doesnt tell me much about the rest of the country.

but from what i hear, the US has security gates and cops in schools, and the cops regularly brutalize and arrest the kids for random bullshit.

shuzuko@midwest.social on 02 Sep 16:20 collapse

Oh, don’t worry, that’s only in urban schools.

(hint: urban is a dogwhistle for Black)

EngineerGaming@feddit.nl on 02 Sep 15:47 collapse

That’s why here, giving a student a laptop without supervision is unthinkable… Good if the school has computers at all anyway.

quixotic120@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 13:35 next collapse

A school district spends $180,000 (hyperbole, I don’t know actual numbers) of taxpayer money deploying this system between the actual hardware costs, maintenance costs to install the hardware, it costs to implement it into their network, and probably an ongoing contact with this dummy’s company. Maybe only for support but with the way things are now I’m sure they built this app to phone home to their servers (introducing a huge potential security risk over simply running it locally on the schools existing network infrastructure in a docker or something), calling it “cloud based”, and charging the district 1k/month to run the devices the district now owns and should be able to operate without the company. The company then talks about how they’ll back up records and safeguard data so you don’t have to worry about that (that it dept you pay is pointless!)

Three months after deployment it turns out the sensors can be tripped by many things not related to vaping, maybe increases in heat, mouthwash breath, etc. the false positives are due to a hardware flaw and cannot be fixed with a patch. Feel free to upgrade to sensor version 2.0, now with improved accuracy! (read: the problem still exists but isn’t as bad). Only another 40k to buy the new hardware, rip out the old hardware (which is now worthless), install the new stuff, and configure the software for everything (again, maintenance and IT costs)

9 months after deployment the company is doing poorly because their product is stupid and only a few idiots actually bought it (way to go idiot). There’s concerns because they sent a new Eula that outlines data sharing policies. They are potentially finding ways to harvest the data they agreed to safely store to try and create a new revenue stream to right their sinking ship. District counsel says fighting the Eula change will be expensive and there’s not much precedent for it, plus they state they will anonymize data before sharing so it’s not a ferpa violation, technically. It feels scummy but you can’t do anything about it. You also don’t really trust them to only sell anonymized data but you can’t prove they aren’t crossing that line so whatever, I guess

15 months after deployment they get hacked because they’ve run out of vc cash, never could get an actual profit stream going (turns out they’re spending 750,000/yr on salaries for 5 people and they’re all kitted out with sick work computers for what is basically coding a web app, but I digress). security of their servers was one of the budgetary constraints they chose to make to right the ship (but had to keep the $1800 office chairs and the 15-20k/mo rent loft they use as an office in a hcol area). The contract says this may happen and they’re not responsible unless there’s gross negligence on their part, which you can’t prove, and that they do some bare minimum reactionary shit after the fact to mitigate damage. So they’re legally blameless and now you get to notify your community their children’s data was leaked to god knows who, whoops

22 months after the fact they go out of business officially. You get a form email about the company’s journey and the difficult decision they had to make to stop fucking around on a dumb project that sucks because no dumbass vc will give them fun bucks anymore to keep playing tech bro billionaire. All the sensors stop working because they require a connection to the servers, which they shut off immediately without a sunset period. You’re reminded every day when you log in to the schools admin panel and get 350 “sensor not connected” error messages and your students bitch about the “sensor not connected: server not available” error pop up showing up on their classroom console. It takes IT a few days to remove their shit from the network and that costs you even more money in wasting your IT staff time when they should be fixing the broken computers in the computer lab or whatever.

Now your school has a bunch of weird boxes on the wall. Sometimes people ask you about them and you go “oh those don’t do anything” and remember that they cost taxpayers in your community tens, if not hundreds, of thousands of dollars and wasted hundreds of hours of your supports staffs time that they could’ve been using to improve the school

But then you scroll on instagram and see there’s this new thing that will detect when kids are bullying each other. You just have to put a camera in each classroom. It’s okay, it won’t record. It will just use the power of AI and machine learning. You’re sold right there and the cycle starts again

matthewmercury@reddthat.com on 02 Sep 14:26 next collapse

This sounds about right. My only quibble is about sick computers and web apps. Twenty years ago I felt good because all I needed was a text editor and a web browser. Nowadays, the hungriest apps on my desktop are Firefox and VS Code.

Passerby6497@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 15:57 collapse

To be fair, 20 years ago your computer would have choked doing 1/10th the stuff either one of those apps do today. Hell, I still remember writing a prank program that would lock up my school computers because I made it beep too fast.

dojan@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 21:04 collapse

Wow you unlocked a memory in me. I recall doing something similar but using some send command to do the same with any computer logged in and on the network.

Week after that I met a dude from municipal school IT support and that’s when I first learned about Linux. He had Red Hat on his laptop and he was happy to talk about it. Very cool dude.

GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk on 02 Sep 19:42 next collapse

Finally, a local WEEE company gets to make a few hundred bucks selling off the glorified VOC sensors at the end.

funkycarrot@discuss.tchncs.de on 03 Sep 18:32 next collapse

Best comment I’ve read for a long time

BlueBockser@programming.dev on 03 Sep 20:00 next collapse

a docker

Something tells me you don’t really know Docker

quixotic120@lemmy.world on 03 Sep 22:56 collapse

I mean like running their hypothetical control software/framework within a docker on a local server. Is that illogical? I do the same for the software that runs my ip cameras with my home server, instead of them needing to connect to some external server.

You’re ultimately right though, when it comes to docker I am at the proficiency level of “can deploy other people’s images” and not so much on the “have bothered to make my own”

JJROKCZ@lemmy.world on 04 Sep 07:50 collapse

My work had something like this to detect drug usage on premises for a while (it was and is a problem still) and it costed like 30k capital and 2-3 opex a year. We had it for like a year and only took it out because there were too many false flags and security didn’t and doesn’t have the staff to be chasing down every alert anyway.

It was neat that on paper it was able to detect different drugs, heroin, weed, meth all flagged different alerts with 2 of those contacting police when detected. Unfortunately it was only like 70% accurate and we didn’t/don’t have enough security staff to use it properly so it’s gone now.

Fizz@lemmy.nz on 02 Sep 13:36 next collapse

Someone is going to smash the sensor day 1.

Assian_Candor@hexbear.net on 02 Sep 13:54 next collapse

So do they have cameras in there or what

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip on 02 Sep 15:50 next collapse

It is just checks the air for specific chemicals. They also have them on air planes.

Not invasive in the least

7bicycles@hexbear.net on 02 Sep 18:51 collapse

IR Smoke Detectors with IOT would do the trick here and seem a likely choice on account of they didn’t include some bullshit about AI recognition, but it also makes them hilariously easy to game. Just spray some axe near it, you know us teenage boys, we smell. Or hell, dust.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml on 02 Sep 14:04 next collapse

Quite an expensive toy for the children. Because the boys will play around with it.

UlyssesT@hexbear.net on 02 Sep 18:01 next collapse

In my experience, a bazinga device like this, if it’s anywhere that’s not directly guarded at all times, will be broken in, oh, a month or less.

Ziglin@lemmy.world on 04 Sep 23:19 collapse

And girls and non binary folk.

oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net on 02 Sep 14:32 next collapse

It doesn’t seem like there’s any enforcement method, just “social influence”.

In other words, they made a scoreboard.

todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee on 02 Sep 14:42 next collapse

SIMlink 4G

Are these sensors connected to a cell network? What the hell? More than half my life ago, when I was in high school, we had wifi…

ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Sep 15:21 collapse

Yeah but putting it on 4G gives them a reason to charge for continuous use of the system and lock them in to their web based proprietary platform.

7bicycles@hexbear.net on 02 Sep 18:51 next collapse

also bypasses anyone in the IT Department having a shred of conscience because you don’t even gotta really connect to the local network

roguetrick@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 20:19 collapse

For what amounts to a fucking LED facing a photo sensor that you could’ve had the students make and attach to a red light.

orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts on 02 Sep 15:20 next collapse

I’m in tech and could never take myself seriously every again if I built this.

kibiz0r@midwest.social on 02 Sep 15:29 next collapse

As it was with standardized testing, so shall it be with personal behavior: the goal is not to inform the student why, but to enforce compliance.

ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net on 02 Sep 15:41 next collapse

Apparently the origins of standardized testing are surprisingly dark even for what it is: in the leadup to WW1, they wanted a way to separate the brains in the bunkers from the bodies in the trench.

I gotta finish reading Palo Alto

UlyssesT@hexbear.net on 02 Sep 18:00 collapse

Apparently the origins of standardized testing are surprisingly dark even for what it is: in the leadup to WW1, they wanted a way to separate the brains in the bunkers from the bodies in the trench.

Later versions of standarized testing, the ones conjured up by undead creatures like Bill “The Good One” Gates, were intended to be failed as a justification for privatizing more schools and selling more standardized testing.

ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 17:13 collapse

There’s a lot of good points being tossed around but I think this one is particularly good.

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip on 02 Sep 15:47 next collapse

I am all for vape detectors. They only detect the fumes and aren’t really that invasive. They are basiclly specialized fire alarms.

Nicotine is very bad for developing brains. I don’t understand why you are ok with minors using it in a public school of all things.

joe_archer@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 16:04 next collapse

Nobody said they were ok with young people vaping. The point people are making is that communication and discipline, both things that require time and skill, would be a better, less invasive approach.

digdilem@lemmy.ml on 02 Sep 16:30 collapse

The point people are making is that communication and discipline, both things that require time and skill, would be a better, less invasive approach.

Perhaps that’s being done as well?

But even if it is, that approach doesn’t work with all people, no matter how skillful or how much time is put into it.

BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one on 02 Sep 16:06 next collapse

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippery_slope

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip on 02 Sep 16:30 collapse

It is literally a glorified smoke alarm.

Although, I am sure it is a slippery slope. Next the may want to install CO2 detectors and water line monitoring. They even may install pencil sharpeners in the classroom

BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one on 02 Sep 16:35 next collapse

They might also finally getting around to deterring school shooters by mounting those cool AI powered Samsung smart guns they recently installed at the Korean DMZ

VirtualOdour@sh.itjust.works on 02 Sep 17:35 collapse

Thats a bit of a wild leap. Would you be against using tech to respond rapidly to a gunshot in the school? Like those audio sensors which can pinpoint its location and alert security instantly?

Lightor@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 17:20 collapse

Or they could start monitoring for violent words being said.

A smoke alarm monitors for an emergency, this is for monitoring people. There is a difference.

It’s not hard to see how the path of “monitor and report” is sliding into a more police state mindset when it’s been show that the best deterrent is education. And before people say “do both”, no. Stuff like this makes kids see the school as the enemy, someone to work around and try to beat. It destroys any trust.

denkrishna@midwest.social on 02 Sep 17:46 collapse

I understand the point here and agree with it. It also feels a bit small and irrelevant to me in the grand scheme of things.

Idk about schools outside the US but at least here, schools already have pretty extensive security camera systems that have the same issues. They are presumably only to be used by first responders during a school shooting or something like that (god our nation is f***ed up) but they do end up getting used in many schools to enforce random rules and stuff that are definitely not emergencies.

There was one time that my sister paid for an apple during lunch but asked the lunch lady if she could keep it so that my sister could come back for it later. She got called in for questioning by the police for “stealing” because the security guard saw her taking an apple after lunch had ended.

There was one guy that was running in the hallway after-hours between two different after school clubs to get information or something like that the other club’s teacher. He was talked to the next day about not being in the school after-hours unless he stayed with his club and that even if no one else was in the hall he shouldn’t run.

The security camera usage by staff seems like a much bigger invasion of privacy to me but trying to argue about it with anyone inevitably leads to discussions on gun violence because even people for gun control seem to think that the privacy invasion is “worth it in the mean time”.

zaph@sh.itjust.works on 02 Sep 16:30 next collapse

“what I thought you all had phones”

samwise_gamgee@beehaw.org on 02 Sep 16:44 next collapse

It’s not really the detector that I have a problem with here, it’s the “reduce vaping incidents through social influence” part. Their plan (as I understand it) is to have a display outside the washroom to tell other kids that the person in the washroom is vaping and essentially get them to quit through public shaming, which is both cruel and ineffective. If the detector instead alerted teachers privately that there was someone vaping in the washroom then the teachers would deal with it appropriately, I think it could be okay.

My brother used to vape back in high school, and punishment never got him to stop, it just made him get more creative about how he hid it. When he eventually did quit after he graduated, he chose to because he knew it was harmful.

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip on 02 Sep 17:58 collapse

I think it is a bigger issue. I think the vaping companies need to be held liable for targeting under age kids.

I think long term the idea is to keep them from starting to begin with. That’s hard to do but getting it out of school will reduce the spread of the addiction. It definitely will be appreciated by the students who don’t vape and don’t want to smell or inhale it.

WarlordSdocy@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 18:50 next collapse

My problem with it is the whole purpose of what the device does based on the post is stupid. It just puts a notification on the screen as a way to try and use social pressure to get people to stop vaping. But that doesn’t work cause no one really cares if you vape or not. Some people might even think it’s cool or might turn it into a game of trying to vape without setting it off to impress their other friends who vape. I graduated highschool in 2019 and people definitely vaped and the only people they really cared about hiding it from were the teachers, no other students cared at all. So because of all of that this kind of device is just a waste of money that could be better spent on educating kids on how vaping is bad, just like what we did for cigarettes that worked so well.

KingOfSuede@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 19:51 collapse

Nicotine is very bad for developing brains.

[Citation needed]

While I don’t disagree that kids shouldn’t be vaping, let’s at least stick to the realm of truth.

TrickDacy@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 20:10 next collapse

Source: uh, been alive for a few years.

ansiz@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 20:13 collapse

I didn’t thinking that idea was still in dispute. There have been multiple studies in this area. www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3543069/

krolden@lemmy.ml on 02 Sep 15:52 next collapse

I dont remember them trying this hard to get me to stop smoking cigarettes in the bathroom.

Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net on 02 Sep 17:59 collapse

I mean that’s just rude use the damn smoking section outside. (My high school had a smoking section, we’d smoke with the teachers.)

BobDole@hexbear.net on 02 Sep 22:22 collapse

My school’s official smoking section was across the street. The unofficial ones were right underneath the outdoor cameras that couldn’t look down

SaltySalamander@fedia.io on 02 Sep 16:12 next collapse

I 100% support this initiative.

obinice@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 16:18 next collapse

How is this invading someone’s privacy? All it’s doing is detecting if children are smoking in a room or space at school and then putting an alert up about the detection on a screen.

They have zero right to privately smoke at school, or anywhere for that matter, smoking is illegal for children and not something to be taken lightly.

Similarly, adults have no right to privately smoke whilst in the workplace in the bathroom or other non-smoking designated areas. This is also illegal and not to be taken lightly.

xthexder@l.sw0.com on 02 Sep 16:22 next collapse

Vaping is not the same as smoking and can be done perfectly safely with no drugs involved at all (i.e. flavor only vapes). It’s barely different than inhaling steam.

Edit: I’m willing to admit when I’m wrong, and now think “relatively safely” is a better way of putting this. There’s a few concerns that I’m perfectly happy to live with as an adult, but I get that kids won’t have spent as much time trying to understand the risks.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Sep 16:40 next collapse

It technically is a kind of steam in fact, actually. Even with drugs involved.

I think it’s literally almost the same shit that’s in fog machines, juice is PG, VG, Flavoring, and Nic, fog machines are (iirc) PG, VG, water, maybe essential oils for smell. You don’t have to use USP food grade VG/PG for the fog though.

xthexder@l.sw0.com on 02 Sep 16:46 next collapse

I’m getting a lot of downvotes, and maybe I’m wrong about what kinds of vapes kids are using? Obviously if they’re using nicotine vapes, that’s bad and chemically addictive.
But I don’t have a problem with kids vaping the drug-free, flavored juice. It can be habit forming, but so can fidget spinners. As long as it’s not actually dangerous then I don’t see the problem.

ObsidianZed@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 16:59 next collapse

Regardless of whether there is nicotine or THC, or whatever drug of choice in the vape, studies have shown that vaping is dangerous.

xthexder@l.sw0.com on 02 Sep 17:06 next collapse

If you’d like to point me at some studies go ahead. The only dangerous cases I’ve heard about were black market vapes that had other contaminants in them. It’s been very hard to find reliable studies because most I’ve seen are self-reported using the entirely generic term “vaping” without any qualifiers on the kind.

Ledivin@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 17:11 next collapse

The other risk is that black market cartridges have absolutely flooded the market, even getting mixed in with legitimate stock.

xthexder@l.sw0.com on 02 Sep 17:36 next collapse

That’s certainly a problem. It’s one of the big reasons I think THC vapes should be both legal and regulated. In the states were it is legal, there’s strict inventory tracking every step of the way.

Admittedly it’s a lot harder to get people on board with regulating drug-free vapes, but I think it would be a good idea to have guarantees about what you’re consuming just like food.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Sep 17:43 collapse

The black market carts in question were specifically weed vapes, not nicotine vapes, which are actually more different than you may think. Not only was that not a problem with nic vapes ever, it hasn’t been a problem with homemade weed carts since that one incident (which IIRC was caused by one singular dumbass in WI or MN) either.

There still are “black market carts” for both weed and nic, but they’ve learned not to use vitamin a and are now mostly just regular ol’ knockoffs.

That said however, that’s why it’s always better to use a refillable vape with a bottle of juice over a disposable, they usually don’t counterfeit bottles opting instead for dispos, and even if they did it’s easy to make your own juice so you know what you put inside.

Aphelion@lemm.ee on 02 Sep 17:11 next collapse

news-medical.net/…/Vaping-propylene-glycol-and-ve…

xthexder@l.sw0.com on 02 Sep 17:28 next collapse

Well, I’m impressed they actually did test JUST the vape liquid, even though they’re still calling them e-cigs.

Quoting from the journal itself:

There were no significant differences in changes of BAL inflammatory cell counts or cytokines between baseline and follow-up, comparing the control and e-cig groups. However, in the intervention but not the control group, change in urinary PG as a marker of e-cig use and inhalation was significantly correlated with change in cell counts (cell concentrations, macrophages, and lymphocytes) and cytokines (IL8, IL13, and TNFα), although the absolute magnitude of changes was small. There were no significant changes in mRNA or miRNA gene expression. Although limited by study size and duration, this is the first experimental demonstration of an impact of e-cig use on inflammation in the human lung among never-smokers.

The way I read this, it seems like there’s a small correlation with inflammation, but there’s no measurable risk of developing lung cancer from it (they were doing cancer research after all). Personally for an adult, I feel like “inflammation” is kind of a nothingburger, just stop vaping for a while and you’ll be fine. But for kids developing habits, I can understand the concern.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Sep 17:36 collapse

twice a day for just a month

It’s empirical, but I’ve been vaping steadily all day every day since I switched from my 2 pack a day newport habit around 2013ish, give or take a year. Last time I went to the doctor he said I had the healthiest lungs he’d seen in a while.

I was as surprised as you are, frankly. Mostly because of the ports in the past but I guess it’s been long enough since then to heal up my surfboard lung. I mean I did notice marked improvement in my ability to breathe about a month or two into the switch, and my ability to smell things came back shortly thereafter, and then the doc visit was years after that, so maybe I shouldn’t have been surprised but I digress. In any case 2x daily for a month is pussy numbers, gotta bump those up, try 200 times a day for 10yr and your doc will say your lungs look great if they’re anything like mine.

ObsidianZed@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 17:57 collapse

This is the first article I found:

healthline.com/…/side-effects-of-vaping-without-n…

Edit: web.archive.org/…/side-effects-of-vaping-without-…

xthexder@l.sw0.com on 02 Sep 18:18 collapse

Our data suggest that the flavorings used in e-juices can trigger an inflammatory response in monocytes, mediated by ROS production, providing insights into potential pulmonary toxicity and tissue damage in e-cigarette users.

Well, I guess that’s a point against flavored vapes. I really wish there were more studies, because presumably not all flavorings would have the same effect. A comparison with unflavored e-juice would have been great.

Dasus@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 17:10 collapse

Ah, finally, there’s actual studies showing actual dangers, and not just manufactured bullshit from the cases where bad regulation lead to people vaping acetate E? Can you please link me those studies so I can use link them forwards?

Aphelion@lemm.ee on 02 Sep 17:11 next collapse

news-medical.net/…/Vaping-propylene-glycol-and-ve…

Dasus@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 17:29 collapse

Ugh, that’s no good! It doesn’t say what you think it does. It shows that they are safe, not that they are harmful.

For this study the team included 30 youths aged between 21 and 30 years between 2015 and 2017. They did not have a history of traditional smoking or e-cigarettes.

^ Small sampling.

The participants were divided into two groups – one of the groups was a control group while the other was asked to use e-cigarettes at least twice a day taking 20 puffs during an hour at one time. To measure the puff count, the refills given to the users had LED screens with a puff counter. The e-cigarette refills used contained 50% propylene glycol (PG) and 50% vegetable glycerine (VG) and no nicotine or flavours. The study duration was for one month.

For all the participants, a bronchoscopy was performed at the start of the study and again five weeks after. The lung tissues, bronchi and the lung health were recorded at these sessions. The team wrote, “Inflammatory cell counts and cytokines were determined in bronchoalveolar lavage (BAL) fluids. Genome-wide expression, microRNA, and mRNA were determined from bronchial epithelial cells.”

Results revealed that there was no significant difference in levels of inflammatory cells among the e-cigarette users and the control group.

No difference in between the control group and the vapers?

So I don’t know if you’ve mistakenly been sharing that, but it supports the opposite of what I gather is your view on the matter. I know it might not seem like that if you only read the headline, but I tend to actually read the articles and studies I link myself. You know, to avoid awkward things like this.

ObsidianZed@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 17:57 collapse

This is the first article I found:

healthline.com/…/side-effects-of-vaping-without-n…

Edit: web.archive.org/…/side-effects-of-vaping-without-…

Dasus@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 18:13 collapse

Not readable from EU unless I decide my privacy and data don’t matter at all, which I won’t be doing.

ObsidianZed@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 18:18 collapse

Sorry, here you go:

web.archive.org/…/side-effects-of-vaping-without-…

Dasus@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 18:27 collapse

Thanks.

But again, that’s mostly about the flavourings, and the flavourings found specifically in US markets. So that’s more like “the US regulatory framework needs work” and less “vaping is dangerous”.

Taking a hit from a vape that has no flavourings or nicotine is essentially exactly the same as taking a breath on a dancefloor in a club when the fog-machine is blowing clouds. Literally the same process, just nearer your mouth and smaller.

That article even says

*“While there’s little research on the side effects of vaping CBD, some general side effects — which tend to be mild — of CBD use include: irritability, fatigue, nausea and diarrhea.”

And that’s pretty ridiculous.

Aphelion@lemm.ee on 02 Sep 17:07 next collapse

Nicotine-free vapes still develop the oral habit in children and has been shown to be an easy entry into other vapes. Also propalene glycol really isn’t great for your lungs, and constantly sucking on a vape that uses it does negatively effect your breathing.

news-medical.net/…/Vaping-propylene-glycol-and-ve…

Maggoty@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 18:42 collapse

Oh God the gateway drug argument can fuck right off.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Sep 17:28 collapse

Honestly, I don’t have much of a problem with them even vaping nicotine, especially once we’re talking high school (ages 14-18.) They’re already not allowed to buy it, that’s enough. Sure, sometimes they’ll evade the law and get it, they’ll do it with white claws too, should we ban those? No, and you’d be hard pressed to find some teetotaler to say “yes” to that, but for some reason that goes right out the window when it’s not “the thing they did as kids” but “the new thing they don’t understand.”

I’d be willing to bet flavored alcohol is more damaging to a young brain, more addictive (or at least on par) with nicotine, and what’s more you can actually die from alcohol (and benzo, which the kids are getting too btw, very illegally) withdrawals, but are we banning Ciroc and Xanax and applying the flavor ban logic unilaterally or are we just singling out the vapes because the big pharma and tobacco lobbies successfully propagandized people into doing their bidding in a war against the most effective smoking cessation method on record to date?

Dasus@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 17:13 collapse

Steam is the hot gas that is produced when water is boiled. It’s also completely see through, ie, invisible.

That is not what the vapes produce. It’s a water vapor. That’s why they’re called “vaporisers” and not “steamers”.

xthexder@l.sw0.com on 02 Sep 18:36 collapse

I don’t think there’s a need to so pedantic here. Water vapor is the visible part of steam, and for the purposes of this discussion, we’re talking about boiling liquids, so I don’t think there was any miscommunication by using the word “steam”

Dasus@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 19:24 collapse

Ah, so you don’t understand the misunderstanding, or you’re purposefully using an illfitting word.

Vaporisers produce vapour.

VAPOUR:

Dictionary

Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more

noun

a substance diffused or suspended in the air, especially one normally liquid or solid.

"dense clouds of smoke and toxic vapour

Water vapor is the visible part of steam, and for the purposes of this discussion, we’re talking about boiling liquids

There’s no visible part of steam, despite colloquially people sometimes using language in a way that might make you think there is.

So why would you insist on using the wrong word after being corrected? (That’s a rhetoric question, because I already know the answer.)

xthexder@l.sw0.com on 02 Sep 19:46 collapse

I understand what you mean. Water vapour (i.e. clouds, fog, the visible part of what comes from boiling water which any normal person would call steam) vs Gaseous water (i.e. most of the atmosphere, and the non-visible part of boiling water also called steam).

Vapes work by boiling PG/VG which starts as a liquid (i.e. the juice), and generates both vapourized and gaseous PG/VG. If it was water, any normal person would consider this steam. This isn’t a chemistry or physics class.

Dasus@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 20:08 collapse

any normal person would consider this steam. This isn’t a chemistry or physics class.

Just because you didn’t pay attention in physics in basic education doesn’t mean no-one did.

When is the last time you heard someone refer to someone’s vape productions as “steam” in real life? “Goddamn vapers steaming all over”?

Vapour and steam are different, because you don’t need 100c for water vapour. Ever heard of clouds? Mist? Fog? None of those are steam, none of those are 100 degrees Celsius, but they are all water vapour.

That’s what vaporisers produce.

www.reddit.com/r/chemistry/s/lNzhmtSLVW

TrickDacy@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 17:30 collapse

Imagine defending child vaping 🤮

FinalRemix@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 18:51 collapse

Lotta Juul fanboys in these comments…

Schlemmy@lemmy.ml on 02 Sep 16:25 next collapse

I agree. These are anonymous messages. I don’t see any privacy violations.

They could set up camera’s that record who’s entering and leaving the restroom and thus violate privacy but this seems fair play to me. They’ll just vape somewhere else.

TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 16:29 collapse

They’re not anonymous tho, the image very clearly labels who’s desk the vaping was detected at

SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 16:43 next collapse

It says “Simon’s desk” which is the name of the guy making the post, which to me says he was testing the software from his desk.

When it is deployed, it would say “vaping detected in north stairwell” or whatever. They are not installing sensors on every desk.

TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 17:31 collapse

Hm, maybe

Schlemmy@lemmy.ml on 03 Sep 23:58 collapse

Most likely

Schlemmy@lemmy.ml on 03 Sep 23:58 collapse

Simon’s desk probably refers to a location, not actually the desk of Simon.

potpotato@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 16:58 next collapse

Those things are generally not illegal.

It’s illegal to buy/sell tobacco as/to a minor. It’s not illegal to use tobacco.

Most of the restrictions on smoking are not by law, but policy. 12 states don’t have any sort of ban on tobacco use.

exanime@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 17:28 next collapse

How is this invading someone’s privacy?

So you think they will not use this to try to identify the vaping student?

Randomgal@lemmy.ca on 02 Sep 17:34 next collapse

So you think we should all be allowed to smoke in non-smoking places? The school already has all info on all it’s kids, what else “private” is being revealed here? If you break the rules of the establishment where you are, they’ll try to identify and ban you, because that’s how private property and bylaws work. School is no different. If you break the rules you face the consequences.

Is this logical and useful? No. Does it help kids become better and learn? No. Will it actually reduce vaping? No, it’s a leaderboard now.

But is it invading privacy? Also no. It is enforcing nonsensical draconic rules, but not revealing any information that wouldn’t be already known or demanded by the institution in that situation.

exanime@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 17:58 next collapse

So you think we should all be allowed to smoke in non-smoking places?

No, but I see you need to make up a point I didn’t make so you could attack that.

Lazy strawman, you must be from reddit

Randomgal@lemmy.ca on 02 Sep 18:03 collapse

Oh the irony. Lol.

Bruhh@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 18:06 collapse

Privacy isn’t restricted to just your data on file. You’d expect some sort of privacy in bathrooms (I assume that’s where these would be installed). It can also set a precedent. Maybe they start tracking cellphone use “ensure students are paying attention”. Maybe they start tracking how often students are using the restroom, especially female students to gather data on their cycles (incredibly plausible depending on the state). Maybe they track their exact movements via school wifi. Maybe they give them laptops to spy on them at home. None of these obviously equate to one another but where does the school draw the line? Rather not have this shit in the first place.

helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 21:20 collapse

You’d expect some sort of privacy in bathrooms

That is the whole point of this mess. The alternative is a person or camera INSIDE the bathroom at all times. The camera would be so much cheaper to deploy…but privavcy laws, rightfully, say no.

With the sensor all it does is say “smoke/vape detected”, from there an adult can check the hall cam to see who went in or just go right in to catch the kid.

I assume with the monitor, it makes it easy for a teacher sitting outside the bathroom and can see the popup (in some schools they already have them to check passes and listen for screeming)

oatscoop@midwest.social on 02 Sep 17:48 next collapse

… good?

Everyone (even kids) have a reasonable expectation of privacy, but children using drugs in school isn’t something that falls under that reasonable expectation of privacy.

I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 17:57 next collapse

How would you like this installed in your workplace? How about ankle monitors that detect if you’re jaywalking? What about if your car had a sensor that automatically informed law enforcement if you were speeding. What if your ISP would shut off anytime you watched a video with copyright without permission.

See how bullshit “if you’re doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide” is?

oatscoop@midwest.social on 02 Sep 18:20 collapse

There’s this wild, outlandish idea that kids don’t have the maturity, experience, or impulse control to make informed and rational decisions all the time. Thus we don’t give kids the exact same rights and responsibilities we give to adults – they gradually gain them as they mature and demonstrate they can handle them.

How would you like this installed in your workplace?

Yes, because my workplace staffed entirely by people 21+ is the same thing as a school filled with literal children. Also, for some unknowable reason we don’t have issues with people vaping in the building despite having people that smoke and vape. Couldn’t possibly have anything to do with the fact none of us are teenagers.

What if [slippery slope]?

You do know that’s a fallacy, right?

exanime@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 18:00 collapse

Considering they are only harming themselves, no I do not care much

As others mentioned, I think schools should dedicate resources to address this situation through education, instead of paying some start up for some surveillance gadgets

Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Sep 18:26 next collapse

They are not just harming themselves. Everyone knows how harmful secondhand smoke is.

exanime@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 18:56 collapse

From vaping? I think you have vaping and smoking confused

Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Sep 19:20 collapse

Nope, not smoke per se, but still damaging to breathe.

I think people severely underestimate how harmful it is.

exanime@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 20:35 collapse

Happy to read about it of you have any source to share

I know vaping is not without dangers but it is a step forward from smoking. I honestly never read anything about second hand vaping fumes

In any case, I am not in favour of vaping in schools. I just think schools should not spend money in these detector crap. They should address it with their best tool, education

DempstersBox@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 18:52 next collapse

Ding ding ding

oatscoop@midwest.social on 03 Sep 02:20 collapse

Considering they are only harming themselves

Again, we’re talking about actual children. You know: people that have yet to mentally develop to the point where they can make fully informed decisions on everything and sometimes have to be “coerced” by reasonable adults into doing so.

exanime@lemmy.world on 03 Sep 02:31 collapse

So you didn’t read my second paragraph?

oatscoop@midwest.social on 03 Sep 19:35 collapse

I didn’t disagree with that part. Doing what you suggested and using the “vape detectors” aren’t mutually exclusive.

exanime@lemmy.world on 03 Sep 21:30 collapse

Doing what you suggested and using the “vape detectors” aren’t mutually exclusive.

Well, kind of since I suggested NOT using vape detectors

TrickDacy@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 20:03 collapse

They ought to use it that way if they aren’t. Privacy does not mean “flagrant ability to flout rules or laws”

Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 02 Sep 17:38 next collapse

Yeah, we have similar sensors at my job. I work in a highly secured facility and smoke/vape detectors are installed in all the bathrooms. It makes the fire alarm go off if detected.

CondensedPossum@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 18:10 next collapse

pretty wild you can still type with that boot in your mouth. how do you see around it? do you just touch type?

Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Sep 18:24 collapse

I see critical thinking is not your cup of tea. Might want to take that boot out of your ass.

Maggoty@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 18:39 next collapse

You do get that smoking and vaping are the different things right?

DempstersBox@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 18:50 collapse

Wow, you’re lame as hell

TrickDacy@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 20:02 collapse

Is that what we call people who are obviously right now?

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Sep 16:29 next collapse

(In response to the OOP, not the OP here)

Fuck off snitch mind your own goddamn business!

Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 02 Sep 16:33 next collapse

🎉 Exciting news!

Oh God, no!

Crackhappy@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 16:37 next collapse

Man, there are a lot of fascists on Lemmy.

pyre@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 16:44 next collapse

the way this was framed i thought they were using like cameras and shit to detect vaping. it’s just the fumes?

yeah lol fuck you, don’t smoke.

also i don’t care whether it’s for kids or not. no one should smoke. breathing air wherever you are is a right. fuck your smoking.

edit: i think some smokers or vapists may have misunderstood what i meant by the comment above. to be clear, fuck all of you who vape or smoke anything anywhere another human being breathes. you disgusting, smelly cunts.

i hope that clears any misunderstanding ♥

MarxMadness@lemmygrad.ml on 02 Sep 17:09 collapse

What is it you think vapes emit?

fubarx@lemmy.ml on 02 Sep 16:47 next collapse

How long before the students gamify it to see who can generate the most alerts?

Lightor@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 17:21 next collapse

Or use it to elicit a response somewhere as a distraction for a prank or fight.

SSJMarx@lemm.ee on 02 Sep 18:55 collapse

Blow a fat cloud on someone else’s desk so their name pops up, bonus points if your teachers suck and blindly punish anyone whose name gets triggered.

puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 02 Sep 19:24 collapse

dude fr, classmates next/behind you picking on you? blow a hit at them as a threat, show em what’ll happen if they don’t stop haha

Brown5500@sh.itjust.works on 02 Sep 18:27 collapse

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Cornflake_Dog@lemmy.wtf on 02 Sep 17:02 next collapse

At least in the United States, most schools are not a place of privacy as the schools have a certain right to authority over their pupils. Consider Tinker v. Des Moines and what it meant for freedom of speech in schools. That case won students the right to freedom of expression. It’s important, but in certain cases it becomes limited by Morse v. Frederick, a case that ultimately meant that such expression must not disrupt the learning environment. All of this is to say that students have certain freedoms until expressing those freedoms is disruptive to the learning experience, and I don’t think there’s any solid argument that would not consider vaping disruptive to the learning environment. Considering this as an invasion of privacy is a moot point when you consider that students don’t really have the same rights as adults, especially in public school situations.

randomaside@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Sep 17:05 next collapse

This is why being a wizard is illegal in Dragon Age.

verdigris@lemmy.ml on 02 Sep 17:45 next collapse

Good God I hate linkedin types. Imagine thinking writing an app that literally just displays a single notification is worthy of making a whole post about. They basically wrote a Hello World app for Android TV. And I’m sure they got paid like 40k by some poor school district to do so.

Evotech@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 18:06 next collapse

I physically cannot read LinkedIn for more than 5 minutes at a time. I get seriously nauseated 🤢🤢🤢 from all the corporate talk

toastal@lemmy.ml on 03 Sep 04:21 collapse

Deleting your Microsoft LinkedIn account is an option

expr@programming.dev on 03 Sep 06:13 collapse

It’s how recruiters find me, so unfortunately I can’t. I almost never open it, though.

toastal@lemmy.ml on 03 Sep 19:25 collapse

Only luck I had that route was getting a free coffee & b1tcted about the industry. Networking is better than recruiters 95% of the time anyhow. Microsoft doesn’t deserve your data or attention.

expr@programming.dev on 03 Sep 20:14 collapse

I’m a senior software engineer with a pretty uncommon skill set. Recruiters are the primary way that companies hire in my industry outside of networking contacts and I get contacted frequently. The job before my current one was through a recruiter.

I very much dislike Microsoft and LinkedIn in general, but not using it all is a huge handicap that isn’t worth taking on.

TrickDacy@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 20:08 collapse

… Do you think reading a sensor and then accurately determining when the sensor data meets a threshold is the same as displaying static text? Kind of an exaggeration

MrRedstoner@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 20:36 next collapse

In all likelihood calling manufacturer’s API to read the value then compare to a compile-time constant? It’s a notification hello-world merged with display-a-list hello world and manufacturer’s reading-sensor-values hello world. Yes I do think it’s borderline trivial

TrickDacy@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 20:47 collapse

Congratulations you’re clearly an amazing developer if you have to talk about this so weirdly

MrRedstoner@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 21:00 collapse

I do not claim to be amazing, and it’s a simple fact that many basic examples/tutorials are named with hello world (and pretty easy to search for that way). A quick Google pulls up e.g. “Hello World!” of push notifications, Problems with simple “hello world” of ListView in Android

And of course I’m also explicitly using Hello World to reference the original comment

TrickDacy@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 21:21 next collapse

Yeah what I think is weird is that you make a bunch of assumptions about how the app is built. Experienced developers imo know that things are unexpectedly difficult all the time. Even when they are supposed to be as simple as you’re assuming here.

SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 02 Sep 21:25 next collapse

Ok but this is very simple. Everyone can set up something like this using home assistant and a few sensors connected up to it

TrickDacy@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 22:45 collapse

Everyone can write software? I’m fucked then… Guess I’ll be homeless now

MrRedstoner@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 23:24 collapse

set up != write software

From the little I played with Arduino’s IoT platform, I honestly believe that if there is a compatible sensor that can detect vape smoke, almost anyone could get a simple version up and running. It was a very simple and largely automated setup if all you want is to get the sensor output to the portal and then link it to a UI element.

Of course gluing together this software is more complex than that, but it’s no grand feat either.

TrickDacy@lemmy.world on 03 Sep 00:56 collapse

No one said it was a grand feat. I said it was quite a bit more than hello world which it obviously is. Even if it’s only setup which we’ve no reason to think unless you think most people who claim to have written apps are lying

MrRedstoner@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 21:57 collapse

Absolutely I am making a bunch of assumptions. Following the tried and true Keep It Simple Stupid approach. Because there is no indication given that any more complexity is required, and keeping complexity to a minimum is key to efficient development. If there was anything actually technically impressive (or at least technically impressive sounding) about what they did, I trust they would have mentioned it.

TrickDacy@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 22:44 collapse

I’m pretty sure this guy was just a project manager or similar. So yeah I am not surprised they’re not mentioning technical hurdles.

ulterno@lemmy.kde.social on 02 Sep 21:33 collapse

Satellite Hello World + Telescope Hello World ⇒ Hubble Space Telescope Hello World

verdigris@lemmy.ml on 02 Sep 21:08 next collapse

That’s not what the post is about, it’s entirely about the android TV app. I assume they already built the functionally to generate the alarm signal (since it’s the entire raison d’etre for the company based on the name).

TrickDacy@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 21:23 collapse

Right a lot of assumptions are being made here. The only thing I assume is this company built some app

verdigris@lemmy.ml on 03 Sep 04:12 collapse

I mean, I’m assuming that because that’s what he’s saying in the text.

ayyy@sh.itjust.works on 03 Sep 01:13 collapse

Vape “detectors” are the latest off-the-shelf scam product sold to well-meaning but technically clueless school administrators. They don’t work at all but they have a solid sales pitch. This tv app isn’t doing anything but forwarding a notification provided by the manufacturer of the “detection “ device.

UlyssesT@hexbear.net on 02 Sep 17:55 next collapse

something original

OH ITS ORIGINAL FOR TECHBROS TO SELL MORE SURVEILLANCE <img alt="guts-rage" src="https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/3a5b2559-0b71-445c-874f-0c384d71c5be.png">

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Sep 18:19 next collapse

This is reminiscent of the dystopian “name and shame” displays China has for jaywalkers. Good job, tech bro! Another innovation in our developing surveillance state.

m.youtube.com/shorts/GpipnHfxXZI

xantoxis@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 18:27 next collapse

Blowing vape smoke directly into the sensor to try to get the high score

Artyom@lemm.ee on 03 Sep 06:08 collapse

Blowing smoke directly into your friend’s sensor to ge them in trouble.

Or ya know, vaping in the hall where you don’t have your own personal sensor and you’ll be back in class by the time any sensor goes off.

ZealousSealion@discuss.tchncs.de on 02 Sep 18:45 next collapse

• Not an invasion of privacy.

• Activating a sprinkler would be a better deterrent than sending an alert to Simon.

Ziglin@lemmy.world on 04 Sep 23:25 collapse

Yes it is an invasion of privacy if it recognizes which student it is (not entirely clear based off of the post). The sprinkler idea is fabulous though.

SSJMarx@lemm.ee on 02 Sep 18:54 next collapse

we hope this will reduce vaping through social pressure

The social pressure of all of your friends knowing that you’re cool and break the rules?

brbposting@sh.itjust.works on 03 Sep 21:27 collapse

“Dang I could really use a hit right now”

“Well at least they can’t detect these tobacco pouches“

pe1uca@lemmy.pe1uca.dev on 02 Sep 19:12 next collapse

Well, seems they already had the vaping sensors implemented and they’re just announcing the notifications implementation… How hard is to just build am android app that displays a list and a popup?

phx@lemmy.ca on 03 Sep 01:35 collapse

Home Assistant, school gestapo edition?

TrickDacy@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 20:06 next collapse

One of the dumber positions I’ve seen in a while: that it’s someone’s right to break the rules and put others’ safety at risk with fucking vaping, and disallowing that is against anyone’s privacy.

edit: judging this sub so hard by this post and its comments. wow.

x00za@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 02 Sep 21:06 next collapse

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lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de on 02 Sep 21:14 collapse

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helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 21:27 next collapse

Big LED light outside bathroom

paper sign underneath light “vaping detected”

The amount of over enginnering that went into this is why we can’t have nice things.

If you want to record it, hook it up to a computer somewhere, detect whenever the sensor state changes and send an email to the admins…or just point a camera at it and the doorway.

LodeMike@lemmy.today on 02 Sep 21:55 next collapse

How to get overdoses from pills instead of highly controllable doses from vape pens.

Angry_Autist@lemmy.world on 03 Sep 01:11 collapse

You think kids are controlling their doses?

LodeMike@lemmy.today on 03 Sep 01:24 collapse

Yes.

Edit:/At least the ones that “count” (regular and/or addicted users)

PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world on 02 Sep 22:02 next collapse

Needs more “amazing.” Seriously, screw these corporate ass monkeys.

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 02 Sep 23:02 next collapse

Kids figure out how to provide false positives in 3… 2… 1…

ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net on 03 Sep 03:05 collapse

Doing minor “crime” in school was how I became a programmer!

Opisek@lemmy.world on 03 Sep 05:59 collapse

Which of us didn’t crack the school firewall multiple times as they made in more and more annoying each time!

SitD@lemy.lol on 03 Sep 00:58 next collapse

I’ll chime in with a weird take: this is a privacy community, we are united in a sense of defending our peaceful and unproblematic browsing on the internet and sending messages to friends from lunatics who seem to want everyone treated with the suspicion of highest criminal activity. the article posted describes a “privacy infringement” onto someone who not only has already broken the rule, but strongly publicized it by making people have to smell it. the perpetrators didn’t even have an expectation of privacy, so the premise is ridiculous.

I’ll say it like this: if the tv detects nicotine patches on someone’s skin, then i pick up the torches and pitchforks.

Nobilmantis@feddit.it on 03 Sep 01:34 next collapse

This. It’s a sensor, detecting only a specific air type. Not a camera, not a microphone. It doesn’t have to do with privacy, this is not “scan and collect data about all to punish one” and cannot be turned into one.

I’ll agree it’s a fuc**ing dumb idea. Like utter useless garbage. Classic capitalistic “fix behavioral trash-consumption issue with overpriced fancy tech products that sound amazing in theory and are garbage in practice, without fighting the problem at the root”. Screenshot comment said tax moeny but I’m willing to bet this is some kind of private school.

shottymcb@lemm.ee on 03 Sep 03:31 collapse

This may be a controversial take, but maybe we shouldn’t surveil children in bathrooms full stop.

Allero@lemmy.today on 03 Sep 10:52 next collapse

There’s no indication they use cameras in there. It’s most likely just a sensor for vape smoke, similar to your common fire alarm.

And if it makes bathrooms a place where everyone can breathe without inhaling nicotine, I’m all for it. This is not a serious privacy concern.

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de on 03 Sep 15:59 collapse

Anything that picks anything up in a bathroom is a privacy concern.

In usual schools teachers are required to walk through every bathroom once in every break because the children are hiding in there to skip going in the yard. I do think this is much more annoying though.

otp@sh.itjust.works on 03 Sep 14:08 next collapse

It’s not surveilling children, it’s surveilling the byproducts of vaping.

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca on 03 Sep 18:52 collapse

I think your take is too far. It’s just beyond reasonable.

If a teacher were outside the room and heard a loud crash, they’d go investigate. This is doing the same thing.

It isn’t identifying individuals, it doesn’t record any information about a person, it simply flags that somebody is breaking the rules and is worth taking a look.

This is about the least invasive technological solution you could get.

And it’s a heck of a lot better than alternatives like removing the stall doors.

Leyley@lemmy.ml on 03 Sep 01:15 next collapse

Schools are more like prisons nowadays

uis@lemm.ee on 03 Sep 07:14 next collapse

Reeeeeeee! Fucking badges and metal detectors.

Hupf@feddit.org on 03 Sep 11:32 collapse

Start them early

SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca on 03 Sep 01:33 next collapse

Sure it seems draconian, but how else are we going to get the kids to stop vaping and start smoking cigarettes like we did when we were in high school?

Won’t someone please think of Phillip Morris’ profit margins?

Allero@lemmy.today on 03 Sep 10:47 collapse

Doesn’t Phillip Morris profit from vapes, too?

Bringing vapes as a popular nicotine delivery system is literally the way tobacco companies are able to proliferate and return smoking into fashion.

Also, smoking should be prohibited as well. Not only because it hurts the smokers themselves, but because others are affected without their consent.

TachyonTele@lemm.ee on 03 Sep 21:18 next collapse

Your responding seriously to a joke.

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Ziglin@lemmy.world on 04 Sep 23:09 collapse

Makes it funnier though, doesn’t it?

thejoker954@lemmy.world on 03 Sep 21:21 next collapse

Yes they profit from vapes, but they dont have as large a market share, as ‘anyone’ can make vape juice.

Allero@lemmy.today on 03 Sep 22:38 collapse

It’s easier to make cigarettes than vape juice. Everyone can produce them.

No reason to believe it’s any hard to build a similar monopoly on that, too

Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com on 07 Sep 15:04 collapse

A big salty tear.

linkhidalgogato@lemmy.ml on 03 Sep 01:47 next collapse

i dont see how this is a violation of anyones privacy and trying to get kids to not get addicted to drugs is a pretty fucking good cause.

GrammarPolice@lemmy.world on 03 Sep 03:39 next collapse

I don’t know what’s with the downvotes, you’re pretty spot on. Some people are too privacy-oriented on this sub

toastal@lemmy.ml on 03 Sep 04:18 next collapse

Assuming this is just a sensor for air quality tuned to this use case, I would probably have to agree. So long as it isn’t tracking specific students or taking photos, this is about as privacy invansize as the motion detector that opens automatic doors… or any old carbon monoxide or other detector which are used to legit protect public safety, just as preventing children from the claws of the tobacco industry.

frostysauce@lemmy.world on 03 Sep 04:48 next collapse

Addicted to drugs!? We’re talking about vaping here. Don’t strain your hand clutching those pearls.

pmc@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 03 Sep 05:34 next collapse

Nicotine is no better of a drug than many others you probably wouldn’t want kids taking. Just because it’s a vape doesn’t mean it’s not incredibly addictive.

frostysauce@lemmy.world on 03 Sep 06:07 collapse

Doesn’t make anyone sound like less of a square calling it a drug.

pmc@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 03 Sep 10:37 collapse

Is nicotine not a drug?

frostysauce@lemmy.world on 03 Sep 11:47 collapse

I’m not going to argue that nicotine is not technically a drug. But I still think you sound like a square in calling it one.

Allero@lemmy.today on 03 Sep 14:12 next collapse

So, it is a drug, but it’s not right to call it one?

pmc@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 03 Sep 17:58 collapse

And? Why does that matter?

Allero@lemmy.today on 03 Sep 10:45 next collapse

Nicotine is a drug.

Alcohol too, btw.

Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com on 07 Sep 15:07 collapse

Power is the best drug.

linkhidalgogato@lemmy.ml on 03 Sep 18:59 collapse

dude never heard about nicotine thats crazy.

Allero@lemmy.today on 03 Sep 10:45 collapse

Lemmy generally has a pro-drugs sentiment, which is certainly unsettling.

Also, can I visit bathrooms and not get into clouds of vape smoke, pretty please?

linkhidalgogato@lemmy.ml on 03 Sep 19:06 collapse

i mean im all for letting people approach drugs as they please but, someone smoking weed once in a while with some frinds is not the same as massive corporations flooding media as specifically media for children with propaganda to get them addicted to nicotine. Being pro that isnt so much being pro drug as its being a corporate bootlicker and downright irresponsible.

Allero@lemmy.today on 03 Sep 20:16 collapse

Also true

lightnsfw@reddthat.com on 03 Sep 02:44 next collapse

Imagine paying taxes for education and they spend it on shit like this.

Crashumbc@lemmy.world on 03 Sep 04:25 collapse

I strongly suspect stuff like this happens at rich people’s private schools.

Ain’t no public school in the US got money for this.

chrislowles@lemm.ee on 03 Sep 04:35 next collapse

One upside from not having enough budget, ghouls don’t have enough money to develop stuff like this in public schools.

MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de on 04 Sep 07:24 collapse

One would hope, but no, so long as the Super-Intendent gets his kick-backs, this is the shit that takes priority over all-else.

JameUwU@lemmy.ml on 03 Sep 05:37 next collapse

My old HS recently implemented an app to go to the bathroom. If you dont check out in the app you are written up. Source: my younger brother

uis@lemm.ee on 03 Sep 07:12 collapse

If you dont check out in the app you are written up.

And what’s next?

JameUwU@lemmy.ml on 03 Sep 07:31 collapse

I would assume ISS, then regular suspension, then expulsion

uis@lemm.ee on 03 Sep 20:54 next collapse

Right, America. They even make people pay to become productive members of society.

JameUwU@lemmy.ml on 03 Sep 23:18 collapse

pay to become products* FTFY

nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de on 03 Sep 21:32 collapse

ISS, as in: you get shot into space?

JameUwU@lemmy.ml on 03 Sep 23:17 next collapse

I wish. no in school suspension

lightnsfw@reddthat.com on 04 Sep 00:12 collapse

We have to get those astronauts boeing stranded up there back somehow…

uis@lemm.ee on 04 Sep 02:19 collapse

boeing

No-no-no. They have worse quality control than even roscosmos, which is huge anti-achivement. I’d rather trust Rogozin personally, than boeing managers. At least we know on which dacha he stores stolen money.

lightnsfw@reddthat.com on 04 Sep 05:21 collapse

Yeah that’s why we’re sending teenagers that don’t sign out to go to the bathroom instead.

PumpkinSkink@lemmy.world on 03 Sep 19:56 next collapse

Nah. Poor public schools spend waaaay to much money on shit like this. Source: Have worked as a teacher in a poor public school.

800XL@lemmy.world on 04 Sep 02:36 collapse

Rich kids at private schools aren’t wasting time vaping. They have cocaine they bought off someone on the faculty or brought in from mommy and daddy’s stash at home.

MigratingtoLemmy@lemmy.world on 03 Sep 03:17 next collapse

Somebody teach the kids to pentest: get into their REST API and ring it for every desk this stupid sensor is placed in. If you’re better than average, get into the operations of the electric controller which these sensors are powered through and fry them. Cost the school millions and they’ll (maybe) come to their senses

otp@sh.itjust.works on 03 Sep 14:06 collapse

…so kids can freely vape in school buildings during school hours?

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de on 03 Sep 15:53 next collapse

yes!

lightnsfw@reddthat.com on 03 Sep 19:16 collapse

It’s not about the vaping it’s about teaching them to not waste public money on stupid shit.

otp@sh.itjust.works on 03 Sep 21:09 collapse

Trying to stop kids from using drugs on school property is “stupid shit”?

Persen@lemmy.world on 03 Sep 21:36 next collapse

Yes, let people do what they want.

smeenz@lemmy.nz on 03 Sep 23:17 collapse

As with smoking, vaping can be very irritating to people nearby who don’t want to smoke, so it’s not simply a matter of letting people do what they want, it’s about behaving in a manner that is socially acceptable when living among other people.

lightnsfw@reddthat.com on 03 Sep 21:40 collapse

Vaping is nothing compared to what they could buy with the money they spent on the whatever exorbitant price this surely costs.

Crashumbc@lemmy.world on 03 Sep 04:29 next collapse

Bubble gum stuck into the sensor coming in 5 seconds…

RangerJosie@lemmy.world on 03 Sep 05:49 next collapse

Introducing!

The Narc App!

Sure to be a hit. Hit with the closest blunt object.

hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world on 03 Sep 11:53 next collapse

Look honestly I don’t think this is that dystopian.

Smoke detectors existed in bathrooms forever. The main use in high school seems to be catching particularly dumb teenagers smoking cigarettes in the bathroom. When I was in high school they were tuned to be super sensitive to the point where water vapor could set one off. I remember one time where the entire school had to stand out in the rain after a fire alarm went off, in what was later determined to be just two teenagers smoking in the bathroom.

Teachers also have been trying to catch students smoking for like 50 years. Back in the 20th, there were assistant principals that basically roamed the halls looking for whiffs of cigarette smoke. Part of the reason memes about hanging out under the bleachers started is because it was the best place to smoke on account of being outside, out of the way, and old school gym teachers just not giving a fuck.

This dudes app just seems like a modern update on very old concepts. Instead of teenagers smoking cigarettes, they are vaping. Instead of a smoke detector, you have something designed specifically for vapes. Instead of some super anal assistant principal on patrol, you have some super anal assistant principal sprinting across the school. Who knows, maybe this is the thing that forces teenagers to touch grass because I’m willing to there aren’t vape detectors under the bleachers and gym teachers still don’t give a fuck.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world on 03 Sep 21:07 collapse
capital@lemmy.world on 03 Sep 14:32 next collapse

Wait till this crowd hears about smoke detectors.

thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world on 03 Sep 14:43 next collapse

Kids will vape at the sensors just to see them on the TV

BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee on 03 Sep 22:50 collapse

new challenge, get your name on every bathroom vape moniter in 1 day

KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml on 03 Sep 19:11 next collapse

I have a better solution: Run these videos on the screens in the hallways 24/7 to outcringe the vapers.

MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de on 04 Sep 07:22 collapse

THAT is a fucking masterpiece.

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world on 03 Sep 23:26 next collapse

Just make it look uncool! Cigarettes’ image went from “cool” to “I’m 12 and I want to be taken seriously by mom/oh my god why did I even tried it”. From “hip” vaping, where should it’s image go? (Besides down the drain)

superkret@feddit.org on 04 Sep 23:31 next collapse

Apart from everything else, this is horrible UI.
A pop-up with an X to close button that’s supposed to be shown on a TV, which will have no mouse attached.
The text doesn’t even read like something that should be customer-facing.

philpo@feddit.org on 05 Sep 00:12 collapse

The funny thing is: This is very likely just a VOC detector with a fancy API. I can’t imagine that they spent too much on actual hardware development, especially as they are afaik not a real hardware company.

So it will be triggered by VOC.

You know what else does cause a lot of VOC to be distributed in a environment?

Yeah. Taking a proper shit.

This has very likely never been tested on an actual toilet.